One Month Count Down.

"If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea." Antoine de Saint Exupéry

How obnoxious am I, starting with a quote, like some crappy high school essay. But seriously, such a fitting quote about spreading passion...which is what I am about to do as I go adventuring.

Well, this is where it all begins. In one month, I will be moving to Panama(PANN AH MAA, in the tone of Van Halen) for 4 months and living in the jungle. I have great intentions of updating often and being a really good blogger(mainly to reassure my precious mother I am still alive) but realistically it will be once ever 10ish days. So I have already decided on my first few topics,SPOILERS:

1. What everyone smells like after living in the jungle for 10 days at a time.
2. My crib (come on,everyone wants to brag about their penthouse apartment in the best part of Panama....and their green coleman tent.)
3. How tragic my Spanish skills are, and the comedic situations that come from it. 
4. Whoring out my scenery.

Let's see how this goes! 
Just a note, I plan to be PG13-R so please don't be offended by my random outbursts, or poor taste in references.